PHIL'S REFUND RUSH

Steam refunds any game played for under 2 hours. Phil plays every game for exactly 1:59:59. Tonight, you are Phil.

• 🛒Pick a game from the store with 1 2 3 or a click.
• ⏱️The ring fills toward 2:00:00. Hit SPACE to refund as late as you dare.
• ✨The last 6 minutes are the gold zone. The last 2 are PEAK PHIL.
• 🔒Miss 2:00:00 and Phil owns the game forever. The money is gone.
• 🕵️Refunds raise Valve suspicion. At 100% you're banned. Letting a game run out cools Valve off.
• ⏩Hold SHIFT to fast-forward. Risky, but skipping 40+ minutes pays a 25% bonus.
• 🎁Later: hidden clocks, stutter, server lag, refund forms, and gifts you must never refund.

START REFUNDING

REFUND AGAIN

PAUSED

The refund clock is frozen. If only Steam worked like this.

RESUME